Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
(Source: i-totes-just)
BUTT HOLE
Me walking into the office to sign out to go to the vag. doctor. Dylan and Jake are the only people in the hall. I don't even notice them. Dylan yells and says hey. And they come up to me. Dylan says some thing really friendly. Compliments my hair (I just re-dyed it.) And gives me a high five. Jake waves at me. I barely give him eye contact. I get to Haverhill to the docs and I get a text from J.
J: Hey your hair looks really good.
R: I like it too.
J: No problem so have have you been??
R: Really fucking good.
(5 minutes)
R: Wat about you
J: Thats good to hear and pretty good just living it up you know? (Omfg. You're so cool dude. HA.)
R: If you say so.
J: Im glad things fow you finally got better
R: Things were never really bad, I just let down a lot of people and fucked a lotto shit up when we were together. But I really do appreciate it. Thank you.
J: O i wasn't even talking about us. I just meant with all the stress and stuff...
R: Yeah, well it's good to hear you're alive.
J: Yeaa i had a really good night friday
He went to a project x wanna be party. My friends were there but not with him... Sam M. And Branden, jake's brother who I hung out with Sat, told me he walked into his ex Destiny. Who is his longest gf ever. 11 months. And she was the one who got him into drugs in the fiiiirst place. He was trying to hook up with her the ENTIRE night. and she. would. not. have. it. OMG LOL. LOOOOSER. SHOT THE FUCK DOWWN.
R: I heard. Lol. A lot of people had really good nights friday.
J: Wait what did you hear??
R: I talk to a lot of the kids that were there...
J: At the party... It wasn't cuz the party lol i hated it actually
R: My b.
J: Yea don't worry idk i miss talking to you. Dylan tells me you guys longboard a lot.
R: This is true.
Nothing.
Totes trying to get me to hang out. Totes trying to get me to be like. I miss you too! Omg come board with us! Uh. No. Little does he know, I am sitting legit in the vag. doctor, as I get tested. You a nasty ass hoe. You disgusting. You gross. You yucky.
Shot down.
What the hell is this trying to say? This has absolutely no point and I do not know why it exsists.
I had more faith in you Emily.
Go die, please.
(Source: l0rdoftherings)
get. off. my. dash.
lol.
YOU WANT TO BLAME THIS ON THE MOVIE THEATER EMPLOYEE? WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE. GET YOUR FACTS STAIGHT BEFORE YOU MAKE THESE STUPID ASS FACE THINGS. IT IS NOT THE CASHIER’S FAULT NOR IS IT THE THEATERS. THE PRICE IS SET BASED ON DIFFERENT CONTIBUTING FACTORS.
FUCK YOU ALL.
